So I tell that to the dude, and he gets this silly grin on his face and starts listing potential answers for me:
- potluck leftovers
- using the church baptistry as a hot tub when no one else is around
- cranking up my cd's on the church sound system and having a pretend rock concert
- "I guess they're probably wanting something spiritual sounding there..."
:insert eyeroll here:
So anyway, then he says, "I'll know when I find the perfect church for me, because I'd be able to say all those things in front of a pulpit committee and have them all bust out in laughter."
Needless to say, I'm still thinking on my answer...